Rate the Pundit – Paul Merson

By on January 12, 2011 - 314 views

Pundit: Paul Merson

Role: Expert for Sky Sports and often found as a panelist on Gillette Soccer Saturday

If there’s one thing Paul Merson likes to do it’s to make bold, and often rash, statements. While the majority of pundits and experts are mainly conservative in their views, Merson quite be quite the opposite. He’s certainly not scared to but his reputation on the line – sometimes (or alot of the time) making himself look rather silly.

Let’s rewind back to the 2006/07 season. A largely under-strength Liverpool side had just been thrashed 6-3 by a youthful Arsenal at Anfield. Merson, an expert in the Sky studios on the night, feared the worst for Liverpool in their upcoming European tie against Barcelona and simply laughed at the proposition of Rafa Benitez’s side beating the European champions.

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Not deterred by previous experiences, Merson continues to have his outright predictions and recently claimed Arsenal would “batter” Manchester City. The game finished 0-0.

In addition to his frank and forthright statements, Merson can frequently struggle to grasp the English language with his pronunciation (don’t get him to say that) pretty terrible.

We’ve come to the conclusion that Paul Merson is like Marmite – you either love him, or hate him. Kudos for speaking his mind, but don’t forget that it can come back to bite you in the arse.

Oh, by the way, Merson’s tip for the title? Arsenal. We’ll see!

The lowdown

We asked for your views on Paul as a pundit. Here is a sample of what you lovely people came up with…

JoshCrizo_Twitt: “Don’t know how he’s got a job to be honest.”

Ecxhoes: “About as useful as tits on a snake.”

Josh_Eves: “Very knowledgable, adds decent humour as well. Great on Soccer Saturday, not MOTD material though.”

rosscoarsenal: “He has simple thoughts, not much depth or detail.”

YoungGunsBlog: “I like the fact he isn’t afraid to say what he thinks, whether that’s right or wrong.”

Modric011: “Glen Johnson would give him a 0/10.”

paulharper82: “He’s the new David Pleat. He can’t pronounce anyone’s name!”

joshkclarke: “The words of an alcoholic drug-addict are always worth a listen.”

The final score

Each week we ask viewers for a score out of 10 for our pundits, we then average out the result to come up with a mark out of ten.

Paul Merson scored… 5.84/10! A more than respectable score shoots ex-Gooner Merson into second place in the table!

Next week: Mark Lawrenson – How will Alan Hansen’s ex-Liverpool team mate get on? Can he beat his fellow pundit’s rating of 5? Send us your views by commenting below or by tweeting us. Remember to add a score out of 10 for how impressive you think his punditry skills are!

Current Leaderboard

1. Lee Dixon (BBC) – 7

2. Paul Merson (Sky) – 5.84

3. Pat Nevin (Five) – 5.25

4. Gareth Southgate (ITV) – 5.2

5. Alan Hansen (BBC) – 5

6. Andy Gray (Sky) – 4.8

7. Marcel Desailly (BBC/ITV) – 4.5

8. Alan Shearer (BBC) – 4.1

9. Andy Townsend (ITV) – 4

10. Stan Collymore (Five) – 2.67

11. Jamie Redknapp (Sky) – 2.25

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