In Picture: The task facing new Chelsea boss Di Matteo

Published on June 28, 2012 by Guest Author · 10 Comments

There are many jobs available that you can do that will offer you the same stress and unpleasantness that you can expect if you were a Chelsea manager.

For example, you can become a Premier League referee instead.

It’s a tough job and you will be very unpopular all of the time, never mind being constantly questioned. It sounds very much like being a Chelsea manager.

Of course you can be a portable toilet cleaner, a job that is absolutely no fun and hard work, especially if it’s been a busy few days.

Don’t forget a road kill remover, walking the roads scraping dead animals off the paving; though this may be a better option than choosing to be a Chelsea manager!

Last but by no means is least is a porn theatre cleaner; the guy that gets up on the stage with a mop at the end of every night.

Not exactly an ideal career choice, but maybe a safer option to becoming a Chelsea Manager. Lets take a look at the statistical truth of Chelsea managers with this infographic by the team at Ladbrokes Bingo. So, would you be the next Chelsea manager?

Image Credit: http://bingo.ladbrokes.com

Tags: Andre Villas-Boas, AVB, Chelsea Transfers, Roberto Di Matteo

Readers Comments (10)

me says:

June 28, 2012 at 10:51 pm

this is really really stupid!

1. cannot compare those shitty jobs with this one where someone as naive as AVB leaves with £25 million better off!

2. THE MOST IMPORTANT,

i really really think all recent chelsea coaches that were fired deserved to be fired (especially scolari & AVB) BUT much less ancelotti! one for one i thought even ancelotti got disconnected from the team & reality and did not have tactics, i never regreted him; avram grant, simply chelsea went for one class up for the new manager, he was not fired, i am shocked avram grant did not get it, no one wanted any harm to him!!!

even mourhino started to go nowhere, omelettes, throwing the medals around, and even at real madrid poking people’s eyes & ears! :) all that theatrical actions in the tunnnel at chelse a- inter, hugging his former players when he left inter; ok he got on their soft spot, but be sensible and just leave; at chelsea he could not have done more!

3) i think roman for what he is doing, how much heart he puts in it, all these are too little things to keep against him!

a coach must perform, at any team, he

shall be judged in results alone;

all those were good sacks!

what’s done it’s done!

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Ezeilo Emmanuel says:

June 29, 2012 at 12:28 am

Was mourinho a gud sack?

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Origho takpor says:

June 29, 2012 at 11:25 am

Ibrahimovic is rite 4 d sackin of those coach dat those nt hv tactics

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Trini Papi says:

June 29, 2012 at 12:06 pm

Reading this article was far worse then being a “Porn Theater Cleaner” or an “Animal Masterbator”

Why would you waste your time writing such utter crap?

These managers are very very well paid professionals, they are in the top 2% of earners in the UK, Multi Millionaires for heavens sake! How could you ever compare there jobs with that of a toilet cleaner?

Some of the Chelsea managers have been successful and some have been failures. Its Chelsea FC. prerogative if they feel that a manager hasn’t done a good enough job and should be fired, not yours!

Despite the seeming instability in Chelsea’s managerial merry-go-round they have been successful regardless. More successful then Arsenal who have “stability” in there manager and more successful then the other 17 premier league clubs not mentioned.

I would seriously like to ask the website administrator, editor, owner etc. to monitor who you are employing as journalists on your website or who you allow to write articles for you in the future. It harms the credentials of your website and you will loose your unique users or visitors

This article is the most ridiculous thing i have read on modern football and i really hope that the “Guest Author” gives up writing articles and can easily walk back into his “Portable Toilet Cleaner” job on a building site somewhere in Newcastle.

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LiesAndMoreLies says:

June 29, 2012 at 2:26 pm

I agree with the above comments, how old is this BS by the way? “the champions league trophy still proves elusive” Really? Deleting history now?

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KALU says:

June 29, 2012 at 4:06 pm

This article make sens but fun really it is true, but roman want the club on move

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Olojo saheed bolaji says:

June 29, 2012 at 4:13 pm

I will advance the chelsea owner Roma Abramovic to leave Di matteo to work on his hand because that man is compitent to do the work

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chelski80 says:

June 29, 2012 at 9:03 pm

The author probably a Man Utd or Arsenal fans. Why there is no Liverpool in comparison too? lol

By the way, Abramovich does contributes a lot for Chelsea. He does a better job then Ken Bates. Nothing wrong for sacking a manager for under achievement. Those coach should know that they are managing a club in progress to be the best team in the world. Expectation is definitely higher and task is even extremely difficult.

If they choose to take up the job, they should know what happen if they can’t produce a good result for Chelsea.

Look at Chelsea in the past and now, we are getting at least one trophy per season. Unlike Man Utd or Arsenal, so call the best club is struggling season after season to get trophy. lol

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ARCH-ANGEL says:

June 30, 2012 at 11:29 am

what kind of article is this..go be a toilet cleaner and leave your job because you lack creative experience to write..piss off and leave my chelsea alone….ARCH-ANGEL….NIGERIA

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Festus says:

July 6, 2012 at 7:02 am

Plz lets leave RDM to assualize his aims&dreams in Chelsea.i beg ur pardon!

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