Everyone has a friend who likes to recycle opinions they hear off the tele, so, in order to catch them out, Clean Sheets deliver five of the most overused football observations coming to a drinking establishment near you…
“Can you imagine if Gareth Bale was English?” – David Pleat, during the Welshman’s performance against Arsenal.
“Marouane Chamakh offers Arsenal something different upfront.” – Alan Shearer, following the Morrocan’s display in Arsenal’s 4-2 win over Aston Villa.
“Lionel Messi is like a video game character.” – Michel Salgado, after the Argentine’s hat-trick against Arsenal in the Champions League.
“Andy Carroll reminds me of Duncan Fergurson.” – Phil Thompson, prior to Newcastle taking on Blackpool at St James Park.
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