Disappointing Wag of the week – Leontien Slaats
Renowned for his clinical finishing, we think you’ll agree that this time Ruud Van Nistlerooy has failed to score.
Leontien Slaats married the donkey-faced finisher in July 2004. We can only assume he’s well-hung!
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